February 2012
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andiwa replied to your video: You know, I could ramble on about Star Squad…
I know this is so not on topic but you’re like so stunning. I like looking at your face a lot.
Such off-topic replies are always welcome. Duh.
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indigomuffins asked: After student loan time I'm going to see where my finances are at so I can donate. It sounds like such an awesome project! And I've been on a crazy hunger games binge. I figure if I can buy the entire nail polish collection I can figure out spare money to help make an awesome film!
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Happy Saturday! Here, have the world’s best tennis player talking about liking The Hunger Games “really much” and interrupting himself to put on his reading glasses and finish the thing.
January 2012
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refreshing?
Lionsgate CEO verbatim on more "Twilight": “It's hard for me to imagine a movie that does $700 million-plus doesn't have ongoing value.”
Lionsgate CEO subtext on more "Twilight": “It's hard for me to imagine a movie that does $700 million-plus doesn't have ongoing value."
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levyontv replied to your photo: Pro: my new place came equipped with a bald eagle…
New place? I feel like this is the 18th time you have moved recently. Are you part gypsy? Certainly there is comedy to be mined in that.
Why Nate, were you spying on me circa Halloween 1994?!
(L-R: vaguely unsettled younger sister, barely tolerant older sister i.e. me)
ha ha ha ha OH youth. I don’t...
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today I found out that LMFAO isn't a musical...
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INT. AIRPLANE GATEWAY - MORNING
Eighty strangers are packed together in the frigid tunnel. CAROLINE (23, walking dead) clutches her coffee, avoids eye contact with a jumpy toddler.
Suddenly, half the tunnel behind her BURSTS out laughing. Caroline looks back at the offending group.
CAROLINE (V.O.) God dammit. I missed the Group Moment. I made no impression. If this plane goes down, I’m definitely getting killed off.
She steps...
off to a good start.
Me: "Are you playing a pirate shanty?"
Her: "...it's Tom Waits."
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On the twelfth hour of New Year's this kitchen...
12 people waking,
11 bottles clinking,
10 pancakes sizzling,
9 hangovers hanging,
8 men a’cooking,
7 memories a’fading,
6 cheese plates a’spoiling,
5 MYSTERIOUS SPILLS!!,
4 tries for mimosas,
3 burnt taquitos,
2 cups of coffee,
and a vague sense of “something happened here”!!!!
December 2011
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home for christmas.
Me: I was thinking about getting a dog, but my building doesn't allow them.
Parents: GOOD.
Me: And then I was thinking about a cat....but my building doesn't allow them, either.
Parents: GOOD.
Me: So I guess I'll get a fish.
Dad: UGH, it'll die.
Mom: You can't cuddle with a FISH. How dumb is that?!?
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What, I’m the aisle seat? I never request the aisle seat. I have a full...
– this woman in my row’s about to get “accidentally” smacked by everyone’s passing bags and I will be THRILLED.
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Sure, I may never have been stuck in an elevator...
that’s basically the same thing, right?
rufustfirefly:
bicurious | tina-fey:
Q: Are you doing “Mommy and Me”? Meryl Streep: Yes, Tina Fey is writing it as we speak. I’m very excited about that. I’m going to play her mother. So that will be fun.
Meryl Street interview, Inquirer.net
“So that will be fun,” she said casually, as if she didn’t know she just gave the internet license to implode in on itself.